This just in: the black mold that has recently infected SPASTIC HQ may not even be black. A local library was stricken with the stuff, and we're told that:
...Black mold, or Stachybotrys, isn't always black. [some mold expert] said it grows in many colors.
Well, then, "black mold" is not such a great name, is it?
I realize that "Grows-in-many-colors Mold" is a mouthful. But at least it's accurate. Rainbow mold, perhaps. Like rainbow sherbet, which is, of course, a lie as well. Three-colored sherbet is, by my count, four flavors short of a rainbow.
Guess what? The Red Sea is not red. And they call Donovan "Mellow Yellow," when he's white.
Huh.
2 comments:
Quite Rightly!
P.S.
With the library closed, does that mean I can keep "The Office: Season 1" until it reopens?
Sweet.
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