I was at a conference last week. The entire front of the conference center was torn up by construction of something called Bioretention facilities. Throughout the building were signs explaining the reason for the dust, all with BIORETENTION written as the large headline. As far as I can tell, it's a way to filter rainwater using environmentally-friendly, landscaped forms.
Well, "bioretention" is my new favorite word. As a teacher, it's a useful shorthand to explain the feeling you get on your no-plan day when lunch is overtaken by students doing makeup work, and you keep trying to head to the rest room, but something keeps interrupting.
"Mr. Morse? Are you OK? You seem awfully... um... tense?"
"It's fine, Charles. Just a touch of bioretention, is all..."
note: by far, the most popular post s on this blog are the ones on bathroom euphemisms.