7.16.2006

True Story

Went to the fair yesterday.
A guy had a booth, where he sold

GOLD
"BY THE"
INCH


I have nothing else to say about this.

3 comments:

fattytca said...

My guess: If he's caught selling counterfeit goodies, he can say - "Yes, I claimed I had gold by the inch, but it was in quotes!"

Of course he's hoping the cops assume that it read ""Gold" by the inch" instead of "Gold "by the" inch".

Very, very sneaky, sir.

Kelly said...

Looks like you had something else to say about it after all. :)

Anonymous said...

I suppose it's a heck of a lot better than "Gold" by the Inch, which as we all know is actually pyrite.