Relishing the Thought
What a perv.
There is an ad for relish where a stork says:
"I relish the though of meeting your buns... Vlasic relish that is."
He explains that he never meant anything by complimenting my buns. What he meant was:
"I Vlasic relish the thought of meeting your buns."
He hasn't changed the part about my buns. If he were trying to backpedal the sexy time aura, he would have said something like:
"I relish the thought of meeting your buns... hamburger buns, that is. Because I'm relish. I go... on... buns."
I'm trying to come up with a similar instance of misplaced backpedaling. Maybe:
"This year, my website has been able to garner 10,000 unique views of a photo of my wiener. Jennifer Garner, that is. "
Posted by Eric "Babe" Morse at 11.12.07