Here's a joke from sixth grade.
Did you see the newspaper article about the midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison? The headline read:
SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE
note: I'm conflicted about my headline. I'll be changing it in 24 hours. On the one hand, I wanted it out there. On the other hand, I feel cheap. This is a family blog. Yet, there it is.
update: I'm keeping it, for now. I still feel cheap.